just for fun

IMPORTANT WOMEN'S HEALTH ISSUE. . . . . .


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing..
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with
members of the opposite sex without spitting.

just for fun

Dr. Seuss

Don't laugh at this! Just do it!
I've done this 3 different times and every time within an hour my wish comes true!!!
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My best friend did this and wished for a promotion and she got the call this morning and she got a promotion!!!

The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby, and you all know what happened (approx. 9 months later).


I had to give this a shot...
Start thinking something you really really want, 'cause this is
astounding... the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought 'what the heck'.'

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VISITED BY DR. Seuss '

'CAT IN THE HAT'.

He will grant you one wish.

MAKE YOUR WISH WHEN THE COUNT DOWN IS OVER.

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